Michelle Obama Is Michael Lavaughn

Why Do So Many People Believe Michelle Obama is a Biological Man? Malik Obama Tweeted That As Well

Allegedly, Michelle Obama was born a biological man named Michael LaVaughn Robinson, then he changed his name to Michelle at 12 years old.

Barack Obama has referred to Michelle as “Michael” twice on national television (as you will see in the documentary embedded below), and Michelle has said this in an interview:

“When it comes to me, they get really, really ignorant. They believe that just because I have an Adam’s Apple that I’m not a real woman.”

As we all know, only men have an Adam’s apple, so by admitting to have an Adam’s apple, “she” actually admitted to being a biological man.

Barack Obama’s brother, Malik Obama, has also tweeted that the former US president is gay, was born in Kenya (and provided a copy of his birth certificate that supported his claim), and has said Michelle is actually a man and his name is Michael.

And then there are those who have stated publicly to have had sexual relationships to Barack Obama.

Read everything in great detail below:

Michelle Obama Is Michael Lavaughn

 

Anybody can switch and become a Black woman or Black man at any time they want to, thanks to gender fluid social justice and trans-everything Leftist logic.

So maybe we should all declare we’re Black women, just like Michael “Michelle” Obama did, and then we’ll all be entitled to reparations, if and when they ever come. You can even use gender fluidity to steal your way to the top in politics.

It’s easy, you see, because allegedly, Michelle Obama was born a biological man named Michael LaVaughn Robinson, then he changed his name to Michelle at 12 years old.

Michael Robinson’s tranny conversion into Michelle Obama

Michael Obama is said to have undergone surgery in his late 20s, just before he met Barack Hussein, who knew from the beginning about the real Michelle.

Michael was not going to begin that relationship based on a lie, so he told Barack, but he already knew. Their kids are all from Barack’s sperm but they’re surrogates. Michael is “mom” and that’s that.

“When it comes to me, they get really, really ignorant. They believe that just because I have an Adam’s Apple that I’m not a real woman.” [emphasis added]

The dead giveaway, when you’re trying to tell someone’s biological gender (that’s called science, by the way), is by taking a look at their laryngeal prominence or “neck triangle.”

Commonly known as the Adam’s apple, that’s the protrusion or “lump” formed by a certain angle of thyroid cartilage that surrounds and protects the larynx.

For adult males this secondary sexual characteristic is clearly visible and also palpable. This is related to the deepening of the voice, as it becomes accentuated during puberty.

There is cosmetic surgery, called chondrolaryngoplasy, that can be done to reshape the Adam’s apple by reducing some of the thyroid cartilage. But then there’s those big manly shoulders to contend with, when we’re speaking of Michael Obama (video source):

Maybe everyone will think she works out really hard, and so the simplest solution to that cover-up problem is just don’t cover them up, ever.

Attention women seeking arms and shoulders like “Michelle” Obama, if you weren’t also born a man, it may be difficult to just work out and develop shoulders like an NFL linebacker.

From all the possible names in the world, why is her book titled Becoming Michelle Obama?

And let’s not forget her recently published book. The cover reads Becoming Michelle Obama:

Becoming Michelle Obama

Rumours that Barack Obama is gay

And then there are the never-ending rumours about Barack Obama being gay (even a call boy when he was in college), that he was a member of a gay bath house in Chicago, and then there are the men who claim to have had sexual relationships with him.

Barack Obama has called Michelle “Michael” twice on national television, as you will see in the following, extremely revealing, documentary:

Michael still has his junk, cause that ain’t no summer sausage he’s grabbin’

Watch Michael “Michelle” Obama shake his junk on the Ellen Show. That’s a package, unless “she” is just carrying “her” mace around her waist in “her” jock strap.

Michelle is a biological man, says Barack Obama’s brother Malik

Michael Obama

Ooops. Did that get published? Yes, the brother of the infamous former president spilled the beans about the first gay president that we know about, and the first “First Man” to live in the White House.

Barack’s brother Malik posted tweets about Michelle really being Michael. After all, with hands that huge, an Adam’s apple, and shoulders that could lift the back end of a pickup truck off the ground, Malik was simply stating the obvious.

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Malik Obama provided proof, in the form of the birth certificate, that Barack Hussein Obama was born in Kenya

Here is a larger picture of the real birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, which proves that he was born in Kenya:

Real Birth Certificate Of Barack Obama Kenya

A five-year-long investigation proved that the birth certificate provided by Barack Hussein Obama was a forgery, and even Mr. Obama’s lawyer has admitted to that in court.

On March 7th, 2012, the Russian publication “Pravda” called out the U.S. press for its deliberate neglect of the largest scandal in modern American history.

Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio released credible forensic evidence that Barack Obama, presumed President of the United States, presented to the world a forged Birth Certificate on April 27th, 2011.

Since then, the scandal has only expanded. Former United States Postal Service worker Allen Hulton has recently come forward with compelling testimony given under Oath, which leads to only one conclusion: Barack Obama attended College in the United States as a Foreign Student.

But I digress.

Below is a tweet from Malik Obama who also suggested that Michelle Obama is actually a man:

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Is that just a woman with thyroid problems and a big banana in her pocket for a snack later? Only his husband knows for sure.

What we do know for sure is that every day was opposite day for Barack Obama when he was in office for those long eight years, and he’s still lying through his teeth to get his senile cohort in the driver’s seat now.

Source: Clearnewswire.com